questions from the mack himself hooohahhhahahahwahlkeljalksdjflkajd! ps nobody ask me.

1. If you move who, besides me, are you going to miss most?
I guess Katie, Will and Gwynne, they've been my best buddies throughout my time here. Wait, strike that, reverse it, noone.

2. You used to work at a coffeeshop. What type of customer did you hate most?
Ones that used to stand at the bar or counter and just talk about a bunch of bullshit that I didn't care about for long periods of time. Usually, I couldn't hear what they were saying over the machine anyway, so I had to nod along as if I did- which was worse.

3. If it gets hot in here, will you take off all your clothes? What if Gramps was waiting with his camera?
Yes, and yes.

4. If you could take one crime that is curently not punishable by death and make it punishable by death, what crime would it be? You may include any crime you want, such as driving in the left lane, but not passing. This is also assuming you believe in capital punishment. If you don't, this question sucks.
Well, you're right about one thing...but I'd have to say when people are driving behind you when merging onto a freeway and they drive up beside you in one lane because you're going the speed limit. It makes me want to bash their heads in.

5. In some interviews, prison inmates have claimed that prison sex is not gay sex because they are doing what they have to do. That said, have you ever had prison sex? Ever wanted to?
No, not yet. I think I need to have gorilla sex first and then move on to prison se...oh...wait...that means ass sex doesn't it? damn you, scuba steve!